I have a coworker who talks to his significant other every day. The phone call comes in between 10:15am and 10:30am. Dieting this conversation they discuss what she will be buying at the store and what she will be making for dinner. And various other things, he ends up coming across very controlling. But, there are always things he says that make me crack up.

Yesterday: 10:43am. Riiiing. Answer. “You’re late.” Click.

Today: 10:30am. “…I think I have the gout.” “…so chicken wings for dinner?”

I feel a little voyeuristic listening… but a) I can’t help it, he sits less than 15ft away from me , and b) sometimes its extremely funny.